idc about having haters online anymore because none of them will ever be able to produce as scathingly mean an assessment of me as this guy my dad was drinking with who told me after one day of knowing me that i was a sad ugly little freak who was a disappointment to my family and would never be loved by another human person being the way i was and that i should join the army to straighten me out. like if you’re not gonna treat me like the king’s eldest son who has won no battles and produced no heir and is rumored to consort with those beneath his station and engage in sodomy you might as well give up because you’ll never top that guy’s 2 hour drunk monologue about what a piece of shit loser i was based entirely on the fact that i wore black lipstick once.

wolfskulljack-art:

Back again

And look who came crawling back, I know! I’ve not used Tumblr in a hot minuet. Hi everyone

caydoesstuff:

skshark:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

hartenlust:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

HEHEHEHHEHEHE okay okay okay i have something really really funny to say let me figure out how to translate it to tumblr.

ms paint. okay hold on

JESUS 69!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHHA

[id: first image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled “cross”. second image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled “inverted cross”. last image has both the cross and inverted cross next to each other and is labeled “JESUS 69”. end id.]

peter wanted to be crucified upside down for this reason and this reason alone

thank you SO so much for this addition i am in love with you

cabbagegunk:

cubesandstuff:

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

piosplayhouse:

Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”