archaeo-geek:

palatinamedea:

biggus dickus energy

have u ever just been walking down the street when u stopped to think. dinosaurs used to walk here.

gaspack:

fonzworthcutlass:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

yall mind if I appreciate cold water? it’s so good

you spelled “room temperature” wrong

toshiirou:

“Doctor.”

“…Mr. Spock.”

me as an uber driver: *gets 0 stars for only playing ‘country roads’ by john denver on repeat for the entire trip*

garashirs:

garashirs:

someone: i’m a survivor so it’s ok for me to ship pedophilia/incest/abuse!

me:

them: but look at all these sources that say it’s ok!

me:

me mentally preparing myself to look at the comments on a post with 1k+ notes: