uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ll tell you the one that ended well there was this absolutely amazing girl who i met in my last year of high school and we both were mutually crushing on each other and we dated for three months but then people found out we were dating and it put a huge strain on our relationship and then we both went off to different unis but we still text sometimes and we’re really good friends!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ll tell you the one that ended well there was this absolutely amazing girl who i met in my last year of high school and we both were mutually crushing on each other and we dated for three months but then people found out we were dating and it put a huge strain on our relationship and then we both went off to different unis but we still text sometimes and we’re really good friends!
This is a continuation from my benefit sanction post (please click to read about my situation), as I still desperately need help and due to a PayPal charge-back, I’m now back in the red and can’t even afford to eat this month or to get basic supplies, and I really need help to get these essentials as I have regularly skipped on eating for the past few days in a row now to try and make ends meet and it has taken such a toll on me that a few days ago I was diagnosed with a folic acid deficiency, due to lack of nutrition. I have been prescribed medication to help (I can show this) and I really need your help to get by.
**The amount I need get me out of the red and to cover me for some upcoming bills + groceries has went up to £168 as some bills were due on Friday and my lights are about to go out, my bank acc is in the negative and I really need to eat.
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life and, sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody has to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling. Thank you for your help 💖
star trek scenes i’d like to see: the enterprise crew discovers an archive of “21st century memes” and soon adapts it to their everyday interactions
“mood” is a favorite among crewmembers of all ages and backgrounds. kirk rips his shirt? “mood”. the landing party gets captured/lost? “mood”. red alert? “mood”.
a poll questioning which member of the bridge crew has the most “big dick energy” runs for 3 weeks before kirk is forced to shut it down (in case you want to know: it’s uhura)
someone finds a database of ‘vine compilations’ and soon it’s par the course to hear someone yelling “YEET” before tossing their rubbish across the rec room into the recycler, or crewmembers on the landing party screaming “I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH” while pointing their phaser at an alien threat
kirk:
your ship’s systems are compromised, your weapons have been disabled
and most of your crew is injured or dead. we are, however, willing to
provide assistance if you surrender.
random adversary #29473: i would rather DIE than accept help from YOU
kirk:
then perish
mccoy
will never forget the day he passed the science labs just as something
spock added to a test tube blew up in his face and, before he could let
himself in to assess the damage (and also make fun of the vulcan for
making a mistake), spock stood up, brushed himself off, and in his usual
calm, monotone voice, said “wig, ok”
queer-trashmouth
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