star trek scenes i’d like to see: the enterprise crew discovers an archive of “21st century memes” and soon adapts it to their everyday interactions
“mood” is a favorite among crewmembers of all ages and backgrounds. kirk rips his shirt? “mood”. the landing party gets captured/lost? “mood”. red alert? “mood”.
a poll questioning which member of the bridge crew has the most “big dick energy” runs for 3 weeks before kirk is forced to shut it down (in case you want to know: it’s uhura)
someone finds a database of ‘vine compilations’ and soon it’s par the course to hear someone yelling “YEET” before tossing their rubbish across the rec room into the recycler, or crewmembers on the landing party screaming “I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH” while pointing their phaser at an alien threat
kirk:
your ship’s systems are compromised, your weapons have been disabled
and most of your crew is injured or dead. we are, however, willing to
provide assistance if you surrender.
random adversary #29473: i would rather DIE than accept help from YOU
kirk:
then perish
mccoy will never forget the day he passed the science labs just as something spock added to a test tube blew up in his face and, before he could let himself in to assess the damage (and also make fun of the vulcan for making a mistake), spock stood up, brushed himself off, and in his usual calm, monotone voice, said “wig, ok”
star trek scenes i’d like to see: the enterprise crew discovers an archive of “21st century memes” and soon adapts it to their everyday interactions
“mood” is a favorite among crewmembers of all ages and backgrounds. kirk rips his shirt? “mood”. the landing party gets captured/lost? “mood”. red alert? “mood”.
a poll questioning which member of the bridge crew has the most “big dick energy” runs for 3 weeks before kirk is forced to shut it down (in case you want to know: it’s uhura)
someone finds a database of ‘vine compilations’ and soon it’s par the course to hear someone yelling “YEET” before tossing their rubbish across the rec room into the recycler, or crewmembers on the landing party screaming “I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH” while pointing their phaser at an alien threat
kirk:
your ship’s systems are compromised, your weapons have been disabled
and most of your crew is injured or dead. we are, however, willing to
provide assistance if you surrender.
random adversary #29473: i would rather DIE than accept help from YOU
it’s funny how people outside tumblr assume this place is a ‘safe haven’ for LGBT people and honestly for a long time i thought so too but there’s only so many times you can see posts about how lesbians are predatory and abusive or entire groups dedicated to harassing and doxxing trans people just for existing before you realise that maybe you’ll never be able to escape the fact that there’s still a significant and vocal number of people still want you to suffer at best and dead at the worst, and by ‘funny’ i mean it’s really not funny at all, like, i’m so sick and tired of living like this, constantly looking over my shoulder and wondering if i’ll ever be allowed to feel safe
