director 1: how do we make sure our audience of mostly children knows this animal is female? should we edit her character design or-

director 2: Just Give Her Tits

director 1: you fucking genius

themushroomblues:

I can’t take her away from here. If I do, she’ll die. If I leave her, she’ll die of loneliness. I owe everything to her; I can’t leave her. I love her. Is that surprising?
Not coming from a human being. You are, after all, essentially irrational.

kvotheunkvothe:

luxrays-brood:

mapsontheweb:

The roundest countries.

You have given me this information. You have not given me what I am supposed to do with it.

Allow me to explain…

iyworks:

XがつXにち

thebalancearc:

whats ur sign and ur opinion on sleeping naked

soymilkmami:

Sagittarians b like

garashirs:

garashirs:

there’s something so funny about the phrase “my good bitch”

like, you could just call them a bitch and be done with it, get to the point, let them know where they stand, but there’s some real satisfying chaotic evil energy in prefacing it with “my good” as if you’re about to deliver a compliment, only to do a complete 180 and drop-kick them with a cold hard dose of condescension and betrayal

garashirs:

Loch ness monster

Goatman

Bigfoot

Tasmanian tiger

garashirs:

*stands outside your bedroom window holding a boom box playing ‘country roads’ by john denver over my head*