kate882:

Torchwood + text posts

garashirs:

there’s something so funny about the phrase “my good bitch”

like, you could just call them a bitch and be done with it, get to the point, let them know where they stand, but there’s some real satisfying chaotic evil energy in prefacing it with “my good” as if you’re about to deliver a compliment, only to do a complete 180 and drop-kick them with a cold hard dose of condescension and betrayal

meganbagels:

youcanthandelthetruth:

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

justahumblememefarmer:

pastelwookie:

justahumblememefarmer:

Your significant other… is a goldfish

Explain?

A snack that smiles back

garashirs:

Loch ness monster

Goatman

Bigfoot

Tasmanian tiger

garashirs:

*stands outside your bedroom window holding a boom box playing ‘country roads’ by john denver over my head*

garashirs:

fandoms when two white men interact in literally any way onscreen: oh my god my smol sinning gay BABIES!!! #representation

fandoms when women and/or people of colour interact with each other or the white men: terrible content