jameskirke:

if you stare into the center of the universe, there is a coldness there. 

dailytweets:

lesbianwaves:

i love how much everyone cries in lotr like aragorn just had his boromir weep and we cut to frodo and he’s sobbing under the weight of his now entirely solitary task like yeah as an audience i need that cathartic placeholder!! well done i’m empathizing and processing my pain!! with big blockbusters today most of the time i come out of the cinema constipated and wondering if the men in them are even supposed to have human feelings 

and on the seventh day, god made basil and said, “let it be sprinkled on pasta with shredded parmesan and tomato sauce”

beyonceremix:

_{and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin’ the apocalypse!”}

evilfriends:

mutual: hey look at this funny post :)

me: op and i got into drama in july of 2015 where i doxxed them and sent anthrax to their family which killed their mother, they called the police and i got arrested and broke out of prison, tracking down their s/o and strangling them so they sought revenge by investing $10,000 in a hitman to take me out who i counter bribed with $80,000 of money which i stole from op’s trust fund in december, the hitman subsequently got arrested and op located my biological father and stabbed him to death, i have been seeking revenge ever since. don’t send me their shitty gay posts

mutual: ok! have a great day

brimalandro:

it’s a lot easier to do crunches if you imagine you’re a vampire rising from the coffin 

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hopeless-and-lesbian:

i want a hot confident girl to push me up against a wall and make out w me is that too much to ask