lilttlebird:

eleanor shellstrop + long hair  (｡♥‿♥｡)

hjiim:

@ ppl who hc gay coded characters anything else but gay: how does it feel to have a flat ass?

fandoms when two white men interact in literally any way onscreen: oh my god my smol sinning gay BABIES!!! #representation

fandoms when women and/or people of colour interact with each other or the white men: terrible content

estaluid:

Newt: its 9:01. Hermann is officially late for work for the first time ever. All right, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Raleigh: Uh. Alarm didn’t go off.

Newt: all three alarms, all with battery backup? Come on, who wants to take this seriously.

Tendo: he was taken in his sleep.

Newt: that’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Choi, but way more plausible than Becket’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Chuck: maybe he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.

Mako: maybe he fell into another dimension where hes interesting.

Stacker: its 9 AM. Why is no one working?

Newt: Hermann Gotlieb is a few minutes late and we’re all trying to guess why.

Stacker: I’d like to play.

Stacker: I say hes in line at the bank.

Stacker: this is fun.

Newt: it IS fun, but you’re all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having TERRIBLE sex with a mole man.

[Hermann rushes in]

Newt: Hermann! Where have you been, we’ve been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself?

Hermann: I’m just seventy seconds late, dont worry about it!

Stacker: Hermann gotlieb you will tell us and you will tell us now

Hermann:….there was a problem at the bank

Stacker: HOT DAMN

valkyriesbrunnhildes:

Alright then, I guess I go through you.

lokiilaufeyson:

#it’s complicated

*stands outside your bedroom window holding a boom box playing ‘country roads’ by john denver over my head*

peachtimes:

Thank god for titties and rice

keep-the-magik:

Amanda Grayson in Star Trek Discovery: Succesion.

garashirs:

concept: miniature cryptids

little loch ness monsters diving into the depths of cavernous fish tanks. tiny mothmen fluttering in clusters around candlelit lanterns. teacup jackalopes.