“happy birthday, punk” “thanks, jerk”
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“happy birthday, punk” “thanks, jerk”
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tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the same time
This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year
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happy 100th birthday steve!
no i do not know what this “fourth of july” is, and i am not interested in knowing. also, if you mention it, i am calling the police
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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
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Your aptitude tests are off the charts, so what is it? You like being the only genius level repeat offender in the Midwest? So your Dad dies. You can settle for a less than ordinary life, or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special? Enlist in Starfleet. If you’re half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you. You understand what the Federation is, don’t you? It’s important. It’s a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada… - Star Trek
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I’ll cover you. Are you certain? Yeah I got ya.
Star Trek (2009) Dir. JJ Abrams
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“I don’t need back-ups. I’m going to Harvard.”
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i am a jedi, like my father before me.
happy belated birthday coa!! @feanarofinwion
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