abitofgnome:

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

madejlesbian:

listen buddy *raises my sunglasses* i am the dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet

bertinelli:

_{how do you choose not to feel? right now i am failing.}

chekov-and-hobbes:

#4

Cuddle roulette for @james-tiberius-perfect-face

im back on my scifi headcanons/meta bullshit should i post a short essay about the effects of space travel now or tomorrow

mrspockify:

Geordi: *hacker voice* I’m in

Data: are you going to say that every time we are sexually intimate?

burngormanlesbian:

why must a ship be “complex”? is it not enough to just have two idiots, there, in love?