rabbitnebula:

Jim Kirk, the only man in the galaxy with enough Dad Energy to talk to a Greek god like he’s about to take away tv privileges for a week

numbtongue:

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

dayoldhakarl:

garashirs:

i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

uh……….

UH………

literallyaflame:

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

vannesives:

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

rooksbodhi:

Jurassic Park (1993) || Jurassic World (2015)

heathenz:

I never said pilot. [requested by @yikestchalla]