commandershepardvasfuckit:

thoodleoo:

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

setheverman:

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

vinesforall:

bbirdlube:

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits

[boppin’ music playing]

Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.

Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.

Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.

Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.

Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!

Justin: [wheezes]

Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.

Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.

Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]

goldentailedmermaids:

F E M A L E   A W E S O M E   M E M E : [5/7] warrior characters → Gamora

“ I go by many names, Earthian, but I’m sure the one that most know me by is Gamora, the deadliest woman in the whole galaxy. ”

numbtongue:

Tell me this is gonna work.

numbtongue:

Yeah, you go. Be safe.
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You’re not actually going after this guy, are you?

numbtongue:

You can’t even guarantee the safety of your crew.

cozyfrog:

fumu:

@my mutuals

you can and WILL kin me

numbtongue:

“He’d let you die.”