frodobaggins:

my caveman brain after ordering something online: maybe if I continuously refresh the tracking it will get here faster

numbtongue:

~*~*~*universal constants are so beautiful*~*~*~

heteroflexing-my-arms:

In general, just being a lesbian is a power move.

readysteadytrek:

The Most Toys

juptiers:

bones: spock has nothing of worth to say, ever

spock: captain, you are being incredibly stupid–

bones: i lied jim let him speak

thenicominoru:

Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

Star Trek (2009), dir. J.J. Abrams

trainzelda:

trainzelda:

Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

julebug123:

Star Trek (TOS): *is completely ridiculous in every conceivable way*

Me: I Would Actually Have A Pulmonary Embolism And Die Without Star Trek (TOS)