im annoying and you all have to deal with it

i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

cherryblake:

Girls

froggays:

HERE ARE MY TIPS FOR LIFE:

1. BE UGLY. BE UNIRONICALLY UGLY AND UNIRONICALLY LOVE AND BASK IN YOUR UGLINESS.

2. SHAVE YOUR HEAD OR PART OF YOUR HEAD AT LEAST ONCE.

3. FIND BAD MUSIC. LISTEN TO IT. LOVE IT UNIRONICALLY.

4. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO INDULGE IN HEDONISTIC DESIRES. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO DO THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN AND YOU LIKE THEM. THERE DOESNT NEED A PURPOSE TO ANYTHING YOU DO. THE ONLY PAYOFF YOU NEED IS YOUR OWN HAPPINESS. IT PAYS TO GET NAKED AND BLAST CURRENT 93 IN THE WOODS NOT BECAUSE ITS GENUINELY BENEFICIAL BUT JUST BECAUSE ITS FUN AND I LIKE TO DO IT.

AND LASTLY

5. BE GAY.

tlotrgifs:

“End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it.”
“What, Gandalf? See what?”
“White shores. And beyond, the far green country, under a swift sunrise.”