cyberscully:

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next

madejlesbian:

the forest is dangerous take this with you

madejlesbian:

i just want a gf so we can move into an old stone house in rural italy and bike ride through the countryside and maybe have a few goats

stevensrogers:

You never had control, that’s the illusion! I was overwhelmed by the power of this place. But I made a mistake, too, I didn’t have enough respect for that power and it’s out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love.— Jurassic Park (1993)

anotherpunknerd:

St Disco(rd) : disco sisko edition. Will be right back with more news on the original series.

the-last-hair-bender:

turing-tested:

name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”

The Jersey Devil keeps putting his butt in my face.

tlotrgifs:

Gandalf? Not Gandalf the wandering wizard who made such excellent fireworks? Old Took used to have them on Midsummer’s Eve!

elvenkiing:

“With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished. But even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard’s knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. ‘Fly, you fools!’ he cried, and was gone.“