marisatomay:

“what will I wear today?” I say as if I don’t just rotate the same 4 outfits

castellankurze:

toddnyallison:

bittergoldilocks:

Why is the Star Trek fandom so calm and collected and then the Star Wars fandom is like running by on fire, constantly

Because one has Spock and the other has Anakin

jedihighcouncil:

huttslayer:

lgbtcowboy

silverbulletsama:

Not to be that ungrateful asshole but i fkn hate the sun & heat & id rather freeze 24/7 than to spend one (1) sec in the heat

bastard sighted

mikeyjamesk:

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

troubledminnesotan:

My favorite spooky girlfriends

garashirs:

this bot following me makes better shitposts than i could ever hope to this is literally ths funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

this is so ominous i’m shaking what does this mean bot. what did you do.