viulet:

sometimes i see a woman and i’m like. oh i need to sit down

this bot following me makes better shitposts than i could ever hope to this is literally ths funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

mollock:

if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

adnromeda:

gtkm: 2/16 fictional characters ► james tiberius kirk (star trek)
better to die saving lives than to live with taking them. that’s what i was b o r n  i n t o.

thou-ve:

Tag urself im 9:28 lesbian

cucky-barnes:

luigi-sex-kick:

typhlosionns:

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

Hey op? good post

wheres the link op???

scotchtapeofficial:

we should all be dressing like ppl in old oil paintings, loosely draped cloth and titties out

acoolguy:

her: do you have protection?

me: of course baby

her: alright let’s do this

us:

bitchycode:

you never realise how long a minute is until you’re exercising