madtomedgar:

little brain: faramir and eowyn are str8

slightly bigger brain: eowyn and faramir are mutual beards

galaxy brain: faramir is a trans lesbian

penny-anna:

lesbianboromir:

Boromir was a gay chad and Tolkien killed him because he was afraid of how powerful that was, send tweet

Boromir, five years the elder, beloved by his father, was like him in face and pride, but in little else. Rather he was a man after the sort of King Eärnur of old, taking no wife and delighting chiefly in arms; fearless and strong, but caring little for lore, save the tales of old battles.

while you were being heterosexual Boromir studied the blade

atarnishedcompass:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

jackwynand:

Big Dick Energy pride flag. don’t use this unless you have big or moderate Dick Energy

the-hobbit:

“What do you know of love? Nothing! What you feel for that dwarf is not real. You think it is love? Are you ready to die for it?”

sothoros:

The golden woods

sothoros:

One ring to rule them all.

astronomyblog:

California Nebula by Mick Hyde