theshitpostcalligrapher:

itsthesquidgy:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

@like-sunlight-in-winter

*cocks my own*

do you?

*cocks worm* any last guns?

*worms gun* any last cocks?

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sridevi:

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

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shuris-udaku:

Tessa Thompson at the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, 2017 // Janelle Monáe at the 2018 BET Awards, 2018

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trainthief:

Can you imagine how fucking wild ladies must have gone for the rejection in pride and prejudice right after it was first published. This guy’s making ten thousand a year and her family is expecting her to find accommodation for herself sooner rather than later and STILL Lizzie is like “no. No. True love only. And also while I’ve got you here please accept my invitation to fuck off.” I would’ve lost my damn gourd, I would’ve gone bonkers. And group chats didn’t exist so you’d just have to hope your friends were as far into the book as you so you could meet at the village green to throw a fucking riot

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from Anonymous
You don’t have a window screen?

i don’t have the money to buy one :(

i don’t have the money to buy one :(

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hey trek fans take this quiz to find out which star trek alien you are and reblog with your result + star sign in the tags

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When you google a character from a show you’re watching and get spoiled about them

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