buzzfeed ‘’’journalists’’’ be like “thomas the tank engine is SO big dick energy 😩💦🍆”

avoyagetoarcturus:

anotherscreamingfangirl:

roadhonk:

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

Happy Hobbit Day/Hobbit 80th from the most underappreciated hobbit, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

You don’t want her to not be on your side.

hiccups:

How to Train Your Dragon - A Summary

“We have… dragons.”

requested by anonymous

cutiepatoodieart:

♡ do not repost,use,edit. ♡

shroom-boi:

this is the second time in as many days that my fingers meet boiling hot water and i don’t wanna be unappreciative of thermic energy, but…. ow

this is so sad alexa play ice ice baby

siobhanblank:

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.

Merry: ?I am now

Boromir: what are baby hobbits called

Merry: …hobbit… babies?

Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?

Merry: hobbit babies.

Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.

Merry: hobbit. babies.

Boromir: but what are they called?

Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*

Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called

~next morning~

Merry: hey Boromir

Boromir: hm?

Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.

Merry: or did I dream that

Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question

Merry: yes I did

Boromir: no you didn’t

Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.

Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about

Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits

Sam: ……you mean… babies?

Merry: exactly

Boromir: ………….OH

Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.

Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word

Merry: what would it even… be

Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING

Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS

Pippin: BOBBITS

Merry: no

Pippin: I’m making it happen

Merry: nO

Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.

Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose

Pippin: ……………wow.

*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*

*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

viatinn:

one-time-i-dreamt:

The Emoji Movie got a confirmed animated series and I left a dislike on the trailer video and later that night Gene (a character in the movie) broke the wall while t-posing with the default facial expression and shot me in my bedroom.

It’s funny how people in the notes are saying “gotta remember that damn blog name” but this reads like the usual tumblrdotcom shitpost. I wouldn’t bat an eye if I saw this on my dash even if I didn’t see the name

dragongf:

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny