horaetio:

aesthetic goals for 2k18: sunkissed skin, fruit motifs/prints, winged eyeliner, coral eyeshadow, peach blush, 70s soft rock on cassette, gladiator sandals, cherry red lips, highwaisted denim shorts, mustard yellow, jangle pop on vinyl, bomber jackets, heart-shaped sunglasses, oversized hoops, golden highlights in brown hair, flowers forever and ever

sothoros:

_{The time has come for the dominion of men.}

frodoes:

my qualifications:

1. dumb hoe
2. bad at playlists

yetanotherincorrectquotes:

Frodo: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Sam: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?

Frodo: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

stardust-pond:

Steph | Pride (2014)

“You watch, demur and accommodating, that’s me. The lesbian Lady Di.”

jedihighcouncil:

judge: you’re sentenced to death. you’ll be hung.

deadpool, yelling from the back of the room: he’s already hung!!!

cable: your honor, uncuff me so I can high five my husband

madejlesbian:

oh them?

femmepeaxh:

femmepeaxh:

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn