raleighbecketsuggestion:

i drink it daily

80slesbiab:

them: why are you so obsessed with ocean’s 8?

me:

bipeterparker:

😂😂😂

me trying to blend in with the straights

godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses there own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

snarthurt:

i feel like a lot of ‘sjws’ (decent people) had a shitty anti feminist, anti theist phase when they were like, 15 or 16 and i feel like thats almost natural. most people are dumb and selfish as shit at that age. to me, the real remarkable thing is when people just, don’t grow out of it. i can’t comprehend not growing as a human being from your mid-teens at all and still thinking ‘sjw’s are a) an actual thing and not just a vague abstraction and b) an actual threat and bad thing to be called

johnegbertfromtv:

soratayuya:

bpd-disaster:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

awfully bold of you to assume they had Google translate in 1611

It’s called “only old white men could speak and write Latin, the primary language in which the text was being written in Europe, so they wrote whatever the Frick they wanted”

2018 bible: thou must beeth a slut

stvalley:

YOU ONLY LIVE BY MY GENEROSITY.

the-macra:

the-macra:

bobert-drake:

WHAT DOES THIS M E A N

UMM????

UM GUYS THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE HAPPENING

feliville:

*stares at my Small Hands*