allsadnshit:

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

elizabeths-banks:

JESSICA CHASTAIN as Lucille Sharpe in Crimson Peak (2015, dir. Guillermo del Toro)

norbury:

oh boo hoo i’m odysseus and i get to cruise around the sea for years and sleep with a bunch of beautiful goddesses oh woe is me my life is so hard . Grow up odysseus i would pay real money for that to be my life

clexa-pick-up-lines:

gracewileysmith:

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral

potaders:

superstarfinn:

everyone is running around trying to deal with whatever shit, the door bangs open. standing there is mako and raleigh. everyone is frozen in shock. raleigh holds up a tupperware. he made cookies

treksource:

Triumvirate in Star Trek (2009) vs. Star Trek Into Darkness vs. Star Trek Beyond

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this is literally so fucking funny

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands