garashirs:

i just want to live alone in a gothic mansion on the hills of a windswept moor with nobody but a dog and a cryptic housekeeper (who is also my wife) for company

of course there’s a secret passage hidden behind the bookcase who do you think i am

“are you decent? not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking” is one of the funniest jokes of all time and it was made by a bucky barnes rp blog

kyle-rayner:

He wants a show? Sometimes, you have to give the people what they want.

garashirs:

elim “there’s no ‘i’ in ‘honesty’” garak

garak says this to julian when he accuses him of lying (again) and julian just 

the-ice-castle:

the concept of geordi seeing a glowing aura around data at all times due to his visor sounds like some sappy fanfiction bullshit and i almost can’t believe it is an established part of canon tbh

scotchtapeofficial:

bbfroglove:

ultra-frog:

Hold him like a borger

Do Not Monch That Lady

got a case o the armpit browns