montyfalsworth:

two worms in love are soilmates

mrsamysantiago:

I was a terrible athlete. I’m afraid if I had children they’d be good athletes.

fallpoutboy:

bubblegum bitch went hard in 2013 and it still does in 2018

hatshepsut9:

New all-purpose reaction image

treksource:

You’re not with those bastards that killed my ship, are you? 

lady-feral:

carbonfiberpersonality:

froze:

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

The single most important video in the internet

Omg

femspirk:

jim kirk was “a stack of book with legs” don’t be fooled by his jock looks

grandchild:

*being buried alive*

murderer, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so quickly

moami:

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.