forquicksilver:

I am picking up some kind of signal.

kittydesade:

And on the pedestal these words appear
My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings
We’ve updated our privacy policy

warriormale:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

warriormale:

tricornking:

Honestly, I want to get fit enough to where I can easily bridal carry anyone, but especially whoever is the hefty, zaftig woman who chooses to be my wife, for as long as either of us want. Being able to be that strong…being that strong really speaks to me.

Warriormale, do you have any advice on how to get that strong?

Sure, So lots of squats with heavier and heavier weights, especially back squats. Squats build the entire body and increase testosterone levels as well. Start with full body exercises, without equipment and then start training with barbells. You will see your strength increase dramatically and muscle grow quickly over your entire body.

Become the King of Squats!

WarriorMale

I’m gonna carry all of my friends at once, mark my words

If you squat faithfully, trust me, you will get very strong.

WarriorMale

petermaximoff:

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

gaymilesedgeworth:

i think that whole heterosexuality trope is getting really out of hand

queeniegoldtsein:

my forgetful ass: reblogs a post someone just reblogged from me

oakenroots:

onnastik:

mydadisindianajones:

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

Oh and dont forget that you could get dirty while crossing the bridge since its old and being dirty is worse than being dead.

itsnobbie:

i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends. because healthy, amicable breakups are good and sometimes your ex can still be your good buddy

jediknightrey:

✦ Though all to ruin fell the world and were dissolved and backward hurled; unmade into the old abyss, yet were its making good, for this― the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea― that Lúthien for a time should be…

milest3hr4t:

rockerchicktravellinwidthedoctor:

milest3hr4t:

dalaminaubis:

oscarwildeboytoy:

dailytweets:

@carlos-palmer-thescientist

Originally posted by howtoamuseacoolperson

Someone needs to film this, put it on youtube, and register it as an ad and run it against everything.

Oh god imagine the confusion that would ensue

SOMEONE DID IT