gypsphila:

 Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

gothraccoon:

canni-can:

Wahoo rat off her shits

sh4tterstar:

this is a meme for me and like 3 other ppl

john denver: country roads, take me home, to the place i belooong~

me, a non-american:

lokismindtricks:

keikakus:

“We’re sorry…we didn’t mean to…we’re sorry…we’re sorry…”

asexualbrittaperry:

asexualbrittaperry:

hjfhdhdg my friend’s mum works in a school and one of the parents gave her?? an african land snail as an end of term gift?? so my friend is messaging me saying she hopes they get to keep it and she’s waiting for her mum to get home so she can find out what’s happening with it and she just sent me this

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swordsdance:

a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

thats-tea: