kid: spider-man?
deadpool: nah. Spider-man’s a short little bitch. and he doesnt even have any katanas which is lame as fuck. Always get as many katanas as possible ‘cause it looks sick as fuck, but in a good way, not a my-head-looks-like-a-boiled-meatball way. And be gay and do crime, it’s healthy. Not murder crimes though, unless you’re super good at it and if you are then definitely dont do it for free. ‘s bad business practices. I mean you’re like 2 anyway so its probably best to just not murder anyone yet. what would spidey do and all that shit. the answer usually isnt dismemberment or forcing someone into the ol’ wooden pajamas if you know what i mean. Not a fan of the concept. He’s weird like that, anyway- stay in school.
(putting on the wooden pajamas is a norwegian expression meaning to die, the wooden pajamas is supposed to be the coffin! I don’t know if it’s used in english but it should be and i feel like wade would use it
this drawing is basically me fucking around with colors and backgrounds, that stuff is difficult)
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