animedads:

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

tsyhere:

girls? i like those

dearlesbian:

dearlesbian:

here’s a link to the shop i bought those vintage gay pride remake pins!!!  they have lots of vintage remake lgbt pins, as well as vintage socialist, anti-fascist, and anti-racist remakes!!

here’s some examples of what they have w/ links!

Trans Pride

Bi Pride

Lesbian Pride

Gay Pride

Socalist, Anti-Racist, Anti-Police Brutality

claudiaboleyn:

I made a thing 

nygmobblepot-der-pool:

Wade Wilson is just gonna befriend every metal guy in the Marvel universe until one of them fucks him and he won’t stop until he gets what he wants.

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-

me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian

same asshole: actually animals don’t have a concept of-

me, gently holding the lobster claw: wife

still the same asshole, trembling in fear: why does your beautiful lobster wife have a hammer

my beautiful lobster wife: *kills him*

me: oh fuck I need to pay rent :/

my beautiful lobster wife, who has doubled in size from how much I love her: *eats my landlord*

vampiraptor:

*off-key “We’re Not Gonna Take It” on kazoo*

sailorhomoputo:

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

vrykolach:

Weeping Mary.