meliorn:

✩ favorite outfits meme ✩
↳ eleanor shellstrop (the good place)

tracerrs:

Gamer bros: if gaming industries keep pandering to the feminists and lgbt im never playing video games again.

everyone else:

lionessbian:

I’m a lesbian which means I can wear whatever train wreck of an outfit I want, and you guys are just gonna have to deal with that

osunism:

tenaflyviper:

rinlockhart:

kingdomheartsddd:

painisthecleanser:

sasukehateblog:

softurl:

adataraxia:

tinydickhaver:

elphabaoftheopera:

unicornfan:

akiraita:

undrjoyed:

analienorsutin:

gunpowderandspark:

turtle-powered:

gunpowderandspark:

thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

gunpowderandspark:

gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

• If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
  

or

• It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
  

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

roguetelemetry:

glitchlight:

glitchlight:

theres a big martian dust storm rn and its not clear if opportunity will survive

sci fi writers: humans dont care about robots

me, crying: OPPORTUNITY HONEY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

Reminder that Opportunity landed with another robot Spirit in 2004.  Spirit got stuck in 2009 and ceased communication in 2010.  Opportunity is currently operating with only 2 functioning wheels.  Both bots were set to run for 90 days, Opportunity has been running for 14 goddamn years.  I will be very upset if when this bot breaks down. 

paulsie4president:

THE GREATEST REVIEW OF OCEAN’S 8 EVER

mineapple:

yeahponcho:

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

marisatomay:

me @ my gastrointestinal system every time it revolts for no reason: and to think I drink kombucha for you. ungrateful bitch.

witchleia:

it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day