lesliecrusher:

What I want to know is of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren’t?
My dear Doctor, they’re all true.
Even the lies?
Especially the lies.

shesnake:

lgbt cinema 15/? • brokeback mountain (2008) dir. ang lee
— the truth is sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it

nenuials:

Itaril ( s. sparkle brilliance ) » former captain of the Woodland Realm, mother of Tauriel

Hest Itaril Gilorneth, silvan of Eryn Galen, former captain of the guards was an elleth of great valor and battle skill. She was married to Urúvion Elendel, personal guard of the King and together they had a daughter. The two were killed in an orc ambush, leaving Tauriel orphaned. Itaril was a dutiful captain, expert in the use of daggers and renowned for the use of hwerme ( elvish sign language ) when planning intricate organized attacks. She died defending her daughter. Sometimes Tauriel can see her running through the forest, even if it is nothing more than a faded memory. 

star-chart:

Choose your last words
This is the last time
‘Cause you and I, we were born to die

artceae:

“i am here”, 2018

dilf (dad i’d like to fight)

bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.