idionymon:

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.

mistymovntains:

You make me feel alive.

futurecrops:

therats:

seeing people say “frick” or “freak” instead of fuck makes me so mad. just say fuck you coward

thunclerer:

me, a tumblr user who wants to be sociable in june 2018 during the notification apocalypse:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

• 5100/1500 = 3.4
  

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

• 80/3.4 
  

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

• 5100/1052 = 4.85
  

then to change to human terms

• 80/4.85 = 16.4948
  

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

star-chart:

For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself. And now reigns here
A very, very—pajock.

my friends: now that it’s summer, it’s finally warm enough to sit outside in the evenings!

me, a mosquito magnet: