orrion:

data and spot :]

yetanotherincorrectquotes:

Frodo: Why are we lying on the ground?

Sam: You knocked yourself unconscious and I lied down next to you so everybody would think would think we’re relaxing.

Frodo: Oh. Thanks.

wrotten:

my brother’s friend, Cain: at least u don’t make bible jokes 
my brother, the king of puns: i would if i was Abel 

fat-flubber-seal:

“He needs elvish medicine”

Translation: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THIS HOBBIT NEEDS HELP”

garashirs:

garashirs:

concept: SPACE CRYPTIDS

space whales, dismissed by most as tall tales invented by superstitious old spacefarers who spent too long off-planet, a product of the tedium of space travel and inhaling too much recycled air, but still looked for by wide-eyed ensigns on their first expedition into deep space, and conspiracy theorists encouraged by recordings of strange and unidentified sounds, picked up by scientific research ships on their quest for further knowledge of the final frontier

star-people, said to conceal themselves amongst the gas-cloud nebulas, whose enchanting song has succeeded in turning sane men mad, abandoning protocol to steer their ships into deadly asteroid fields, or forsake civilisation in favor of the cold, unforgiving depths of uncharted space

space wyrms; great leviathans of the stars, growing to monstrous sizes in the zero-gravity atmosphere, devouring unsuspecting vessels that make the fatal mistake of crossing their path. some say they eat space whales.

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

marveldaily:

So dark,are you sure you’re not from the DC Universe?

Deadpool 2 (2018) Dir. David Leitch