We all make fun of the weird characters Tumblr is thirsty for (sans, Junkrat, etc.), but the unspoken truth is that we all are into at least one of them. Everyone who’s ever made fun of Pennywise fetishists wants to get fucked by the triangle from Gravity Falls. It is in our nature to turn away from God.
i’m starting to hate pride month because literally every other post on twitter and tumblr is like “happy pride month to everyone except terfs, terfs should go die” or some variation of that and they all have thousands of likes and reposts. like, get some new material dudes y’all are so unoriginal lmaoo. i’m getting so bored, you need to find more creative ways to express that you hate women who don’t agree with you.
i think the hip new trans thing to do should be choosing as inconvenient a name as possible. like, you have a sibling of the same gender? choose their name. choose ur parent’s name. choose ur pet’s name. choose ur best friend’s name. make ur name a common noun (that isn’t already a name like lane is). call urself “chair.” open the dictionary to a random page and point, now That’s ur name. have a different name for each day of the week
Good morning I’m Swim and I’m here to be fucking nuisance
whats up my name is nineteen i’m nineteen years old and i never learned how to read
