garashirs:

people reference shakespeare’s hamlet in their works all the time and it’s honestly hilarious to me because the quotes are usually taken so out of context that they completely lose their original meaning

for example: “brevity is the soul of wit” is spoken by a guy with a reputation for never shutting the fuck up

barbieprivilege:

dr. phil is such a stunt queen OMG i’m watching this episode from like 2003 and before the commercial break without prompt he was like : Do you have an email called anal*long beep*@*beep*.com ? and it jst showed the audience’s Like repulsed faces then he was like We’ll be right back.

trnstlanticism:

the one and only true mood for june

garashirs:

seeing parents supporting their kids at pride fills my heart with so much joy

garashirs:

an item of clothing: *is tacky*

me:

garashirs:

garashirs:

famous quotes that get turned into memes and memes that are mistaken for famous quotes are honestly some of my favourite things

for example: “some people just want to watch the world burn” was adapted from a line spoken by bruce wayne’s butler, alfred, in the dark night

conversely, “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” is from a dril tweet

talialghuls:

do y’all ever have that one mutual…..this majestic motherfucker with the great tags and the great blog and when they reblog stuff from you u actually feel your soul ascend and you’re in a constant state of awe and admiration like………talk to me bithc i’m begging u

abracataako:

when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails

philippaofhainault:

Spock! Mister. Oh, Doctor I’ve just seen the Captain. Of course you have, Uhura. We would all like to. He’s alive. He’s alive, Doctor. Of course. Believe me, I did see him. I did. Spock! Mister Spock! We’re going to Sickbay. Doctor. Doctor, I’m not going mad. I did see Captain Kirk. I’ve got to get to Mister Spock.