floydsbian:

social media isn’t about getting ‘likes’ or ‘attention’ or posting ‘selfies’ it’s about causing an absolute ruckus

sh4tterstar:

in honor of me just totally mistaking some star wars concept art for shatterstar

sh4tterstar:

sh4tterstar:

star, in the middle of a fight: yes. the juggernaut will LITERALLY see my POINT of view. because i am going to stab him in the eye. with my sword. do you get it? do you get the joke?

tabs: yeah star. i got it. can you please just stab him already????

jiaolongs:

remember the 90s, when this loser was half naked like 85% of the time

lesbuchanan:

Old butch women: [exist]

Me: Thank you for your service

cupidphobia:

transmcclain:

apparently the two dudes that were part of LMFAO were uncle and nephew???? imagine writing songs like “shots” and “sexy and i know it” with your nephew

this is actually true whattttt

flurgburgler:

a wee túrin sketch because he’s my favourite

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mjalti:

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion