jedihighcouncil:

he literally brought this on himself by putting wade on speaker 

(based on that criminal minds scene lmao)

goddessofidiocy:

wade wilson: just an hour ago i died

peter parker [from the next room]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE DEAD

wade wilson: sometimes i can still hear my own voice

antikevinfeige:

when people keep making references to loki’s time on sakaar

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eoywns:

“Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings.

margaery-tyrrell:

films i watched in 2018: star trek into darkness (2013) dir. j.j. abrams

My crew is my family, Kirk. Is there anything you would not do for your family?

facinaoris:

“The woods shall wave on mountains.

And grass beneath the sun;

His wealth shall flow in fountains

And the rivers golden run.”