jimstiberiuskirk:

Zoe Saldana for Variety. Photo by Terence Patrick

mistymovntains:

I did not come on your behalf. I came to reclaim something of mine.

magnusandalexander:

If we don’t get at least a Malec wedding now and hopefully immortal husbands because that is the absolute minimum they can do now after using Malec as their cash cow constantly, I am going to sue Freeform. Watch me!

elevsen:

favourite character meme  ♡  [1/1] character | eleven

You’re a very brave girl. You know that, don’t you?

blackwidocw:

#tag yourself i’m everyone

kingofthekaiju:

can u imagine pacrim but with a ton of lovecraftian symbolism and references in the lore? raw 

pricebullington:

Keith Haring

mspoffin:

so apparently this coworker of mine used to play a lot of dnd and he had an orc rogue i think, who’s obviously supposed to be a stealth-centric character. But instead of channeling his abilities into dexterity or anything else stealthy, he channeled it all into charisma for the sake of intimidation. Essentially he, a hulking and undexteritous orc, would attempt to sneak into a building. If he was spotted, he would roll for intimidation (and win almost every time) and shout “YOU DO NOT SEE GROGG” at them and proceed.

pyonkotchi:

Types of replies on tumblr posts

• That guy who just straight up didnt read the post and is arguing with things you didnt say
  
• “Why isnt anyone talking about this??? i see yall not reblogging!!!” aimed at their like, 5 followers on a 200k note post
  
• OP is an aphobe
• Kinky person voice: “this is just like me and daddy!” “Thats right kitten xDD” *every kink tumblr is now roleplaying on your post*
• this is me except im straight/white/cis/etc
• person who accidentally replied to the wrong post and added extremely forbidden muppets lore
• AHHHH!! DONT TOUCH MY WINGS!!! THEYRE SENSITIVE!! *Princess Fluffles wimpers and blushes while wiggling their bottom*
• Haiku bot is unfunny and also says a slur
• Fifteen layers of discourse about communisim, radical feminism, acephobia, and whether or not eating honey while vegan is moral. on your joke post about anime tits
• the guy who @s you in your own post to argue then tells you to get off their blog and threatens to call the police
• XDDDD ARE YOU HIGH OP?!?!?! WERE YOU ON DRUGS MAKING THIS?!?!?! on your only vaguely silly post
• this is just like Klance!