Rictor is so useless around Shatterstar tbh, like Shatterstar is trying to kill him under mind control, dodges a point-blank bullet, and all Rictor can think of is going “that was cool babe 👍👍”
also he literally fires at him but as soon as Guido steps in he’s like “I KNOW HE JUST TRIED TO SPIKE ME THROUGH A CHAIR DON’T HURT HIM”
no other lips or fingers seen so skilled, ‘tis said in elven-lore, save Maelor [Maglor] son of Fëanor, forgotten harper, singer doomed, who young when Laurelin yet bloomed to endless lamentation passed and in the tombless sea was cast.”—The Lay of Leithian Recommence
not enough tick hate on this website. everyone hates wasps or spiders but I rarely see issue with tiny undetectable blood sucking demons who hang out in beautiful plant-filled places and spread deadly disease with a single bite. wasps might punch you in the face occasionally but ticks will steal your lunch money and total your car and poison your food and use all the hot water and as the planet warms up these little devil suckpods are hitching rides anywhere their horrible little feet can plop themselves down and camp out for the next victim of their terrible curses.
