danny–boii:

Me when I see all the pride shit I wanna buy this month:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

just saw a straight ally pride flag and hootyhoo whatdyaknow I have a better flag idea for straight allies who feel like they need and deserve to have a pride flag: a check made out to me for $50

hot take a real ally wouldn’t demand they have their own pride flag but rather would be happy that we feel comfortable flying ours

you’re not an ally if your support is contingent upon being praised for doing it

moxperidot:

tungl: would you like this post from an entirely random blog neither you nor a mutual follows?

me: no????

tufmblr: oh so you hate it? you hate it and it sucks and you want the OP to die huh?

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

-people who consider Smash Mouth’s “All Star” as that song from the beginning of Shrek.

-people who consider Smash Mouth’s “All Star” as that song from the end of the Digimon Movie.

This is the only good response to this post. Everybody else is weak and natural selection is coming for you.

lieutenant-sapphic:

wesleycrush:

MY ANACONDA-

gaytigers:

Jumping on the meme bandwagon while it’s still cool

al–cappuccino:

Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott.

I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up.
This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.