punkjabi:

Here’s the thing– this is what they’re not telling you, this is what the liberal media doesn’t want to share with you,

tothemaxie:

Excuse you, Julio.

careswhatyouthink:

sgsdhds

swordlesbianopinions:

if you have a crush on me… im sorry you had to find out this way, but you are a morosexual

flurgburgler:

Big bird king for the ever wonderful @thulimo (although her Manwe is my favourite and 100 times better)

patreon | ko-fi

usbdongle:

soorajmakhi:

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”

hey

hey

slightmood:

me @ god: today is a new day :) maybe for once i uhh , don’t have to be a nervous and incoherent fuck? :3

me: *goes to the pet store to get more fish food*

employee: hi what can i help you with toda-

me: alaskan! fuckin! bull worm! hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

han-lifts:

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do