Deadpool: …like what about your inner organs though?? what if you get sudden organ failure and you need a transplant would you need a metal organ? could they make one in a lab or- also do you think i could become an organ donor? Yeah there’s the whole “my body is basically just cancer at this point” thing but if i gave someone a Deadpool’s Original Homegrown Liver, maybe they’d get an immortal liver too so they have one superpower and its alcoh- Off topic, right, gotcha!! can you feel stuff? does it feel the same as the rest of your body or is it different? more sensitive? less? also metal gets so hot in the sun, does your arm do that? if you touch your winter soldier shoulder - your winter shouldier, if you will - with the winter soldier hand do you burn your hand or what?? would I burn my hand on your arm? to be fair the flesh arm is pretty hot as we- WAIT!! ignore everything else, this is what i wanna know: have you ever licked your arm and gotten your tongue stuck because its cold? has someone else gotten their tongue stuck on any part of your, uh, metal anatomy in the past? is that like your thing? your kink perhaps? But i guess that wouldnt happen if your- is your tongue part robot? ‘cause then you could probably move food back and forth in your mouth and it would taste different would that be SICK or what? plus the idea of making out with someone who has a half metal tongue is, for lack of a better term, kinda hot. its like a tongue piercing on steroids… nature is truly incredible. Do you have a metal di-
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