marisatomay:

someone: is born in june

me: wow that’s really gay of u lmao

mrsodacola:

screaming french snowmen

burngormanlesbian:

majesticwatermagic:

burngormanlesbian:

self care is point blank refusing to acknowledge that pacific rim: uprising happened

Was it that bad?

it’s bad enough that it’s not fuckin canon is all I’m sayin

astrodickology:

Just the thought that the Xmen have been in the xmen mansion the whole time they’ve just been avoiding Wade every time he comes over is just like..so….canon

mccoy: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

jim: booooones, i touched a weird plant on an away mission and had an allergic reaction again :(

mccoy, already taking off his clothes: damn it, jim, you’re so fucking stupid

pyrlspite:

you know what’s wild? watching or talking about the lorax with someone who… doesn’t know. who is blissfully ignorant to the weight the word “onceler” holds. who doesn’t know just how bad it can be

enoughtohold:

if you’ve never been to pride before, this pride season i want to encourage you to give it a chance if you can and not be deterred by whatever scary things you may have heard on the internet. for example, i’m bi and i’ve been to dozens of prides, in big cities and small towns, and have never once had anyone demand to know my identity or suggest that i shouldn’t be there. god knows pride celebrations have their share of problems, but being out in public surrounded by other lgbt people having fun and being themselves is an incredible thing that you deserve to experience for yourself before you decide it’s too good to be true.

dykelup:

me on june 1st

vrumblr:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.