garashirs:

once the clock strikes 12 it’s over for u straight hoes

i-got-personality:

Waiting for June

oswinsoswald:

Whatever our lives might have been, if the time continuum was disrupted, our destinies have changed.

lesbiankiliel:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

garashirs:

garashirs:

nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than when i see directors complaining in interviews that their film flopped because people on twitter gave it bad reviews like maybe if thousands of people disliked it your movie just…wasn’t good idk what to tell you dude

like, a lot of people in the film industry seem to be under the impression that only this small, intellectual elite group of individuals are allowed to be critical of films but i don’t need a phd in film studies to recognise that racism is bad, bobert

townvillager:

having followers who don’t like your posts

romanoffssoldier:

“Everyone thinks my story begins with a mask, and they’re right, but it isn’t the mask they think. A brave face, that was my first mask.” (insp.)