garashirs:

garashirs:

scifi movie: this unfamilar planet in deep space that has never before been explored just HAPPENS to have the exact atmospheric and environmental conditions required to support human life! what a fortunate coincidence!

me:

no but seriously i want to see more scifi movies that show the human characters landing on an unfamiliar planet and struggling to adapt to an entirely alien climate not designed to support human life, or franchises with societies made up of multiple alien species of variable origin and physical composition, like star trek and star wars, explain how they can all coexist in conditions that surely cannot reflect all their respective planets of origin simultaneously

blithefool:

For @joasakura

garashirs:

nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than when i see directors complaining in interviews that their film flopped because people on twitter gave it bad reviews like maybe if thousands of people disliked it your movie just…wasn’t good idk what to tell you dude

like, a lot of people in the film industry seem to be under the impression that only this small, intellectual elite group of individuals are allowed to be critical of films but i don’t need a phd in film studies to recognise that racism is bad, bobert

lesbiankiliel:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

viulet:

tag yourself im chaotic average

steelplatedhearts:

zoreta:

exeggutor:

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes.

Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled.

WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

huariqueje:

October Gold   -    Franklin Carmichael, 1922.

Canadian, 1890-1945

Oil on canvas, 119,5 x 98 cm.