thwipped:

time sliding son of a bitch.

kesus:

Jane wouldn’t peg Thor and that’s why it didn’t work out but Val on the other hand….miss Brunhilde…….She Knows

firehouselight:

Don’t look at me like that.

wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about

longbeachgriffy:

How bartenders serve drinks in the club

striders:

love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them

wonderytho:

Me irl

semitics:

semitics:

Fuck men. Be gay

This post is applicable to wlw and mlm. Solidarity

rozsierdzona:

old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works

atlaslesbian:

When I want to cuss but there are children around