odnson:

and be the brightest of them all

datematte:

Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch

garashirs:

TOLKIEN NINE-NINE [24/?]

garashirs:

i’ve updated my privacy policy. if you’re straight, interacting with me is now a criminal offence. see you in court heteros.

garashirs:

garashirs:

this summer 2018, flower crowns are OUT. ridiculously ornate ceremonial headpieces are IN.

don’t even THINK about talking to me unless you look like this

garashirs:

in the unlikely event that a ds9 reboot is ever produced, while i am fully open to constructive changes that will enhance the film’s chances of success, i will have to object to any and all attempts to alter the original ds9 Aesthetic™. what do you intend to replace it with, some clean white futuristic minimalist aesthetic AOS bullshit??? no. i want to feel physically unclean just from looking at the station’s grimy metal walls. i want everyone to wear the same unflattering dual-color one-size-fits-all jumpsuits they wore in the original series. garak is exempt from this rule but if he doesn’t wear at least three eyewateringly tacky gay outfits in the most pussy popping shades known to man i WILL be getting in touch with my lawyer,

garashirs:

garashirs:

if i was a member of the x-men i’d deliberately give myself a misleading superhero name to give me a surprise advantage against my enemies

“we have you now, magnet man! this entire facility, our weapons and all our gear are made of plastic, so your metal-manipulating powers are useless!”

“actually, they call me magnet man because i release a chemical that makes anyone in a 100-meter radius wildly attracted to me”

“what the hell are you talking ab- heyyy, gorgeous…”

garashirs:

the x-men superhero names can more or less be divided into three basic categories:

1. derived from their powers
2. just sounds cool
3. both of the above

derived from their powers: angel, beast, toad

just sounds cool: havok, deadpool, shatterstar

both of the above: magneto, rogue, mystique

luckyydomino:

marvel: thor is straight in canon!

everyone:

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