roguestorm:

Storm and Wolverine in Amazing X-Men #1

jedihighcouncil:

Wade: Oh I see how it is. Murder a couple hundred people and suddenly youre a “serial killer” and “not trustworthy” and everything that happens around here is your fault, got it. Also yeah that was me

(I dont know where this quote is from I stole it from a tumblr post that I lost the link to rip)

incorrectx-menquotes:

Professor X: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.

Magneto: Okay, not to be over dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

spacemancharisma:

“I hate you.”
“I know.”

(click cause tumblr ate my image quality)

some-loser-called-jab:

genquerdeer:

cillaid:

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

jewishparkers:

“gay rights!” - deadpool

antikevinfeige:

me: oh how much for this granola bar?

lady working at costco handing out samples:

blinkyxx:

lurkerviolin:

lurkerviolin:

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

odnson:

I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I only know what I can do. The Enterprise and her crew needs someone on that chair who knows what he’s doing. And it’s not me.