carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

novitiate2017:

me: h

27 year old boring guy: Cinema is truly dead. a good movie has not been made since 1987. i watch a movie made this year and it further cements how cinema is fucking dead. cinema died. cinema , not alive anymore. the only movies i watch now are david fincher movies and even those arent good because cinema? its dead.

bleib:

where can you buy motivation

cair–paravel:

The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien, published 1966 by Houghton Mifflin (via).

mgullp:

Gotta love me some gay

new ask game: kin, marry, kill

put three characters in my inbox and i’ll tell you which one i’d kin, marry or kill

shatter-star:

this meme is dead but it will never be in my heart

garashirs:

tbh the only way the whole x-force debacle in deadpool 2 could have been funnier is if they’d advertised it on craigslist instead of LinkedIn

roxilalonde:

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.