shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are omegaverse mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that i wouldn’t read if you put a gun to my head” and i’m living in it
(edited this post because i learned that the acronym some people use for omegaverse is a slur)
100% certain han and lando once got married for a scam and forgot to have it annulled so they were technically married for several years and one day lando comes in and goes “real quick: are we solo-calrissian or calrissian-solo? also, i want a divorce” and han is like baby no where did i go wrong we can still fix this